Make Me Want It

Luckily, I don't have children. Otherwise, they'd be taken away due to the filthiness of my house. Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration but it's definitely cluttered and dirty.

Since I have 3 day weekends, I really have no excuse for it to look the way it does. My problem is I haaate to clean and easily get overwhelmed. I just don't know where to start.

I've made some progress today but I still have a long way to go. I just wish that I could acutally want to do it. It would make it a lot easier. Make me want it, Lord.

These Will Solve All Your Problems

Let's face it people, sometimes pants are a drag. What if your legs are cold but your butt is hot? Finally there is a solution to the hot butt problem:



I hope to see you all at the mall in butt-less pants in the very near future. Hop to it!

I Shouldn't Enjoy This So Much, But I Do, I Really, Really Do

In case you forgot to buy me a Christmas present, it's still not too late. My friend has a sinfully great calendar featuring hot priests. no joke.

I found some of the pictures on this website. Enjoy and then join me in confession. It's called impure thoughts, people.



Click on the picture to see a couple more photos.

Skanks on a Bus--Your New Favorite Show

I am re-enjoying the first episode of the latest and greatest genius creation on VH1, Rock of Love Bus Tour. Oooooh yeah.

You may have caught episodes of the previous 2 seasons featuring Bret Michaels and a bevy of dirty whores competing for his attention. The girls are so unabashedly skanky they do all sorts of rank stuff--things lesser gals never even consider.

Well, this year VH1 decided to change the formula and put the ladies on a bus that follows our friend Bret at his shows. During the first show (and before they even meet him), they join him on stage where several of them hump each other and make out. awesome. In general, they get drunk and let the drama evolve. again, awesome.

Unfortunately, my favorite hot tranny mess already got the axe: Nikki/DJ Lady Tribe. This chick was so drunk that she actually took a shot from one of the other girls' gentle parts. Seriously. I am not making it up. It's toward the end of the video. Watch it all the way through. It's totally worth it.

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Enjoy the hotness and tune in every Sunday night for the next few weeks.

Retarculous New Year

In my cold-induced haze, I neglected to wish my reader(s) proper new year wishes!
So here goes...

May your new year be filled with glamour, intrigue and plenty of retarculosity.

Here is your example to expire to:



Get to it, people.

Taste of Chicago

Being back in Chicagoland, my husband and I were reminded how awesome Chicago food is. There's nothing like Chicago-style deep dish pizza, Garrett's popcorn, the wreck from Potbelly's, and italian beef. I've just never found anything approaching that yumminess out here in Las Vegas.

Here's where you people come in. I need need need the recipe for Italian beef and the secret for making deep dish pizza. Help, please! How else am I going to keep the extra 15 pounds I gained in November and December??

Halfway Back

I'm back from my Chicagoland vacation. I got in last night at 10--about 4 hours late. I would like to thank our friends at United who were so slow updating their website for the delay that I got to spend all 4 of those hours in crowded O'Hare. Most of that time next to the gate for a similarly delayed flight to Orlando.

In case you have not had the privilege of being next to a gate for an Orlando flight, just stop and think for a second. Who goes to Orlando? Families. Specifically, families with tired and grumpy children who like to cry and throw tantrums. Imagine a whoooole lot of tantrum kids and you can just imagine.

The worst part is that I'm battling a cold too. My ears have not cleared yet and I'm brewing 2 nasty ear infections. I've had so many ear infections in my life, I can pretty much tell...

Anyway, I love you all but you'll have to forgive me if I'm not all the way back yet. Hope your New Year's celebration was drinky-drinky filled fun.