I love Christmas. I love everything about Christmas, even fruitcake. There is one thing I truly can't stand...fugly Christmas sweaters. You know, the ones with all the embroidery and primary that your grandma loves? shudder.
If you are not convinced, then take a look at these masterworks. If I catch you in any of these, I will kick you in the jewels.
If you are still not convinced, just repeat after me...No, No, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Back away from the embroidered sweater--and yes, vests and cardigans count.