Sunday, August 17, 2008

Hammer v. D-bag

So I watched the inevitable Michael Phelps/Mark Spitz interview. It was really awkward and not even Bob Costas could cheese it up enough to ease the weird tension. After I watched the interview, I basically had two conclusions: Phelps is a in dumb as a bag of hammers...and Spitz is a d-bag.

Phelps acted like he was completely surprised by the questions and gave trite answers like follow your dream, etc. and the unfortunately un-mustached Spitz seemed like he had been practicing in the mirror for 4 years.

So, who wins the match between hammer and d-bag? My vote is hammer by a slight margin...honestly, it's better if they leave the talking to cheesetastic ol' Bob Costas.