Monday, August 11, 2008

Low Riders

I must admit that I've been watching a lot of Olympic swimming. Is it me or are the men's suits just barely clinging on for dear life? I find myself sidetracked from the Olympic action with two thoughts:
1. What's their secret for such a nice, smooth shave? You can just bet they have some good tips. We want to know, guys.
2. Cheer just a little harder so that little Michael comes out. ooooooh yeah

What can I say? I'm a patriot. Go USA!


Sandra said...

I was slightly disturbed during the 2004 games because I thought that I was going to get a glimpse of a buttcrack that I didn't want to see. But now that I'm older and turning into a cougar, I'm really diggin' the low riders.

Sandra said...

Okay - I had to post another comment because I just saw Phelps win yet another gold. I seem to have slipped in a temporary moment of insanity (maybe just hormones) when I said I was diggin the low riders. I just saw him and he looked like a pale version of Jim Carrey's Grinch. His posture is horrible.